Bill gates Jokes

Here are some bill gates jokes

1. Bill Gates meets God

Bill Gates expired in a car accident. He found himself in Agony being sized up by God...

"Well, Bill, I'm truly confused on this call. I'm not assured whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you extremely helped society by putting a PC in almost every home in the sphere. And yet created that shocking Windows 95. I'm going to do rather I've never done before. In your situation, I'm going to let you choose where you want to go!" God said, "I'm ready to let you visit both places concisely, if it will support you make a decision."

"Fine, so where I go first?"

God said, "I'm going to authority that up to you".

Bill said, "Okay, then, let's go to Hell first."

So Bill passes on to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, dirty beach with pure waters. There were thousands of attractive women running around, live in the water. Laughing and playing about. The sun was shining and the heat was perfect."  Bill was very delighted. "This is great!" he said God, "If this is Hell, I REALLY need to see Heaven!”

"Well", said God. And off they went. Heaven was a high place in the clouds with angels migratory about playing harps and ringing. It was nice, but not as tempting as Hell. Bill thought for a fast minute and rendered his choice. "Mm, I think I wish Hell." he told God. "Fine," responded God, “as you desire." So Bill Gates passes on to Hell.

Two weeks later, God think to check up on the late tycoon to see how he was doing in Hell. When God reached in Hell, he saw Bill chain up to a wall, shouting between the hot fires in a dark cave. He was being marked and labored by demons.

"How's the whole thing going, Bill?" God inquired.

Bill replied his voice full of suffering and dissatisfaction, "This is terrible, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this occurred. What happened to that additional place with the beaches and the attractive women playing in the sea?"

God says, "Oh, that was the screen saver" LOL

2. What is BUSINESS?

Father told to his son: I want u 2 wed a girl of my preference.

Son: Nope

Father: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter.

Son: then it’s Ok.

Father goes to Bill Gates to talk.

Dad: I wish your daughter to wed my son.

Bill Gates: Not at all

Father: My boy is the chief executive of the World Bank.

Gates: Than it’s ok

Father goes to the Head of the World Bank.

Father: Hire my son as the chief executive of your bank.

President: Nope

Father: He is the son-in-law of Microsoft founder Bill Gates.

President: Then OK

That's called real business

3. Bill Gates vs. GM

Bill Gates, wanting to amaze with success, definite to measure MS activities against General Motors...

"If motorized technology had kept pace with computer expertise over the periods, you would currently be driving a V-32 in its place of a V-8, and it would have a maximum speed of 100000 mph"

General Motors replied:

"Yes, but would you actually want to drive a car that smashes twice a day?"